Tom: Em

Intro: Em  C  Em  C       

Em                C                 G     Em
Big man, pig man, ha ha charade you are
                           C                 G    Em
You well heeled big wheel, ha ha charade you are
    C                         G
And when your hand is on your heart
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You're nearly a good laugh, almost a joker

With your head down the pigbin saying keep on digging
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Pig stain on your fat chin

What do you hope to find down in the pig mine

You're nearly a laugh, you're nearly a laugh
                 Em    C         Em  D  Em  D  Em  D  Em  D
But you really a cry______


Em                C                 G      Em
Bus stop rat bag, ha ha charade you are
                       C                 G    Em
You fucked up old hag, ha ha charade you are
C                                 G
You radiate cold shafts of broken glass
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You're nearly a good laugh, almost worth a quick grin

You like the feel of steel, you're hot stuff with a hat pin
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And good fun with a hand gun

You're nearly a laugh, you're nearly a laugh
                    Em    C     Em  D  Em  D  Em  D  Em  D
But you're really a cry______


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Em                   C                 G    Em
Hey you, Whitehouse, ha ha charade you are
                            C                 G    Em
You house proud town mouse, ha ha charade you are
       C                                  G
You're trying to keep our feeling off the street
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You're nearly a real treat, all tight lips and cold feet

And do you feel abused
       !         !         !         !
You gotta stem the evil tide and keep it all on the inside

Mary, you're nearly a treat, Mary, you're nearly a treat
                    Em   C      Em  D  Em  D  Em  D  Em  D
But you're really a cry_____


Em  D  C  D
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