Tom :G

Intro:  G  Dm  G  D

G  
Men made out of monkeys
D
Men made into mice
G
Happy days are here again
    F                   D
And all the drinks half price
  C           Am          Em         C   Em    B7
A girl with a trick and a man with a calling
Em                             B7
Trying to make a living out of your downfalling

Chorus:
Em                             E7
Trying to make a living out of anything at all
Am                               F
Didn't they teach you anything except how to be cruel
        C            F  C
In that charm school
G
You and I as lovers
     D
Were nothing but a farce
G
Trying to make a silk purse
F              D
Out of a sow's arse
C           Am
Saying 'Why don't you watch me'
Em              C
Hardly speaking sotto voce

**Chorus
Em
I've got a notion
Em
I've got an angle
Asus4
Take your dreams and promises
Asus4
And put them through the mangle
Dm
They say it's hell to finance too
                           Gsus4  G
And I just want to romance you
G
In this perpetual nightclub
D
I'll be yours eternal
G
Though the hours are long
F               D
And the noise infernal
C                 Am               Em
Just one shameful act or sometimes two
        C                    Em
We make believe we're making do
**Chorus
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