Intro: D F E Eb D

( D Eb )
I am not so upset about, My horrible self

But Why don't you go upset yourself
( C D )
Hey here's the mirror see your stupid face

what a disgrace man and you know it's true
D
Cretin Family Cretin 

Family Cretin Family
F          E       Eb
Everyone's against me
D
Cretin Family Cretin 

Family Cretin Family
F      E  Eb
oi-oi-oi-oi
( D Eb )
Don't stare at me it's freakin' me out

Look what's happening now it's all your fault
( C D )
You can't do nothing' absolutely nothing' ok

Why don't you get a hools hoop and the cretin hop and
D
Cretin Family Cretin 

Family Cretin Family
F          E       Eb
Everyone's against me
D
Cretin Family Cretin 

Family Cretin Family
F      E  Eb
oi-oi-oi-oi
( D Eb )
I am never wrong don't tell me what to do

Here's a little curse it's from me to you
( C D )
It's nothing gonna hapen nothin' ever will

You'll be a miserable every day your luck will always be bad
D
Cretin Family Cretin 

Family Cretin Family
F          E       Eb
Everyone's against me
D
Cretin Family Cretin 

Family Cretin Family
F      E  Eb
oi-oi-oi-oi
( Eb D )
Cretin family everyone's against me

Cretin Family oi-oi-oi-oi
( D )
Cretin Family everyone's against me

Cretin family oi-oi-oi-oi

Evryone's against me  oi-oi-oi-oi