(Tyler, Perry, Desmond Child)

A
Hot wax drippin' 

Honey what do you say 

I got a brand new record 

That I gotta play 

She said not now boy 

But I did anyway 
        D         G
And I'm ready, so ready 


A                   
Lip smackin' paddy wackin' 

Walkin' the street 

I got a rag top chevy 

Now I'm back on my feet 

I get an EMHO woody 

When I sit in the seat 
          D         G 
Cause I'm ready, so ready
 

A
I got a girlfriend with the hoochy-coochy eyes 
 Eb°7
'Cause in the pink she looks so fine 
Dm7
She got the cracker jack now all I want's the prize 
    A(figure 1)
YEAH 


A
I know these hookers down on 42nd street, but 
Eb°7
I'll-gotten booty's not my style 
Dm7
I'll take a rain check 'til I get back on my feet 
     A(figure 1)
YEAH 

'Cause I'm
E  A
Alright 

Your momma says I'm 
D  G
Alright 

Your daddy says I'm 
E  A
Alright 

And my old lady says I'm 
D  G
Alright 

Whip crackin' floozy 

Way outta control 

She got a new kinda jelly 

In her jelly roll 

I got the right key baby 

But the wrong keyhole 

And I'm ready, so ready 

I'm a red hot pistol 

And I'm ready to fight 

I'm a 38 special 

On a Saturday night 

I'm gonna kiss your boo-boo honey 

Make it alright 

'Cause I'm ready, so ready 

I got a cruiser with a bimbo on the dash 

It kinda keeps my ass in line 

One little french kiss honey that's my kinda trash 

HONEY 

My brand new baby's lookin f-i-n-e FINE 

The sun is shinin' every day 

Ain't got no rubbers now it's rainin' all the time 

HONEY 

But I'm 

Alright 

My little sister says I'm 

Alright 

Ohh my brother thinks I'm 

Alright 

And my old lady knows I'm 

Alright 


E                               B    F# 
I feel like I'm hung up on the line
C#                            G# 
I'd die for you but we were partners in the crime 
B                          F#       C#
Everything about you is so f-i-n-e- FINE
G# 
Let's put our clothes back on 
    A
And by the way girl 
B                  A
What's your name again? 

But I'm 
Alright 
You're daddy says I'm 
Alright 
And Tipper thinks I'm 
Alright 
And Joe Perry says I'm 
Alright 

Pitched my tent 
In the pouring rain 
I got a back seat lover 
That's callin' my name 
She gonna blow my cover 
She's hot as a flame 
But I'm ready, so ready 

I shove my tongue 
Right between your cheeks 
I haven't made love now 
For twenty-five weeks 
I hear that your so tight 
Your lovin' squeaks 
And I'm ready, so ready 
YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH 
                                

Figure 1:

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D | --2-2-2--2-2-2-2-2-- repeat it 
A | --3-0-0--3-0-0-0-0--
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