Tabbed by: Knudde
main riff
B F# E B
G|-----------------------------------------------------------------
D|----------------4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2------------------
A|2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2---------------------------------2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2--
E|-----------------------------------------------------------------
chorus
Db B F# Gb
G|------------------------------------------------------------------
D|---------------------------------4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4------------------
A|-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2----------------------------------
E|-------------------------------------------------2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2--
riff 2
B F# E Eb Db
G|---------------------------------------------------------------
D|----------------4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-1-1-1-1--------
A|2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-----------------------------------------4-4-4-4
E|---------------------------------------------------------------
riff 3
B Bb E Eb Db
G|---------------------------------------------------------------
D|--------------------------------2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-1-1-1-1--------
A|2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-------------------------4-4-4-4
E|---------------------------------------------------------------
verse 1
B F#
sitting in my boxers eating apple jax
E B
welcome to my world, welcome to my wor-r-rld
B F#
whacking it to late night cinemax
E B
welcome to my world
B F#
yagermeyster and captain crunch
E B
nicotine and the brady bunch
B F#
building a boat outa pudding cups
E B
welcome to my world
Chorus
Db B
welcome to my wor-r-rld
F# Gb
nonstop no-girl action without you
riff 2, 1x
verse 2
B F#
this old shirt is starting to stink
E B
i dont give a *** what people think
B F#
i can take a leak in the kitchen sink
E B
welcome to my world
B F#
no you needed, shed a tear
E B
cuz iv got waffles, and iv got beer
B F#
and iv got mr. belvadere
E B
welcome to my world
second chorus
riff 3, 2x
verse 3
B F# E Eb C# B
dont wanna be here, dont wanna be here tonight
B F# E Eb C# B
cant stand another episode of "cheers" tonight
B F# E Eb C# B
i hate that woody, i hate diaaane, aand
B F# E Eb C# B
frasier and nooorman that, dumass mail maaaaan
repeat riff 3 one more time.