Intro:

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D
 Got a lotta heart ache
D
 He's a fuckin' weasel
G
 His issues make my mind ache
A
 Wanna make a deal


D
 'Cause I love your little motions
D
 You do with your pigtails
G
 What a nice creation
A
 Worth another night in jail

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D
He's a player, diarrhea giver

Tried to grow his hair out, friends were listening to Slayer
G
I'd like to find him Friday night
A
Hanging out with mom , trying on his father's tights

Riff:
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Riff               Riff
Life just sucks, I lost the one
    Riff           Riff
I'm giving up, she found someone
Riff
There's plenty more
Riff
Girls are such a drag


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D
 So all you little ladies
D
 Be sure to choose the right guys
G
 You'll come back to me maybe
A
 I'll shower you with lies


D
 Got a lotta heart ache
D
 He's a fuckin' weasel
G
 Decisions make my mind ache
A
 Wanna make a deal

Riff 2
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Riff 2
Ease away the problems and the pain
The girl chose the guy that makes you wanna kick and scream
All along, you wish that she would stay
Fuck the guy that took and ran away, yeah

D
He's a player, diarrhea giver

Tried to grow his hair out, friends were listening to Slayer
G
I'd like to find him Friday night
A
Hanging out with mom , trying on his father's tights

Riff               Riff
Life just sucks, I lost the one
    Riff           Riff
I'm giving up, she found someone
Riff
There's plenty more
Riff
Girls are such a drag

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B | ---------------------------------------------------- | 
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Riff               Riff
Fuck this place, I lost the war
  Riff               Riff
I hate you all, your mom's a whore
Riff
Where's my dog?
       Riff
'Cause girls are such a drag

Final
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