Riff 1:
e | --------------------------------- | 
B | --------------------------------- | 
G | ----9-----9r6-----7r6---7r6---7-- | 
D | --7---7-7-----7-7-----7-----7---- | 
A | --------------------------------- | 
E | --------------------------------- | 

Riff 2:
e | ------------------------------------ | 
B | ------------------------------------ | 
G | ------6-------7-------9-------7----- | 
D | ----6---6---7---7---9---9---7---7--- | 
A | --4-------5-------7-------5--------- | 
E | ------------------------------------ | 


Verse:
    A           E   A                   D
I'm gonna wanna see myself with someone too 
A               E       D               A
Friends I don't pay are friends i never knew 
  A           E          A                   D
So I took the chance and got some help from a few 
A         E               D          A
And got a long and skinny friend to talk to 

Chorus:
        E        D    A   
Cause I have the time and the liberty 
   E         D      A
To play with my pet sally 
            E  C# - D           Riff 1 
Please don't go away, sally please 

Verse:
No more lonely showers and uneaten foods 
My salamander has hygiene too 
And he thinks of me the way I think of you 
The only next step is for him to say I do 

Chorus

Interlude: w/Riff 2
Sally please don't go away 
I won't be living in yesterday 
The lonely nights 
Getting beat up by gays in bar fights

Verse w/o lyrics